Well, its me

I came second in this race but only becuase the third guy broke his leg. Only a small jump but it is difficult to get people to take photos as your mates are all riding with you

The little guys

Caroline, I though you would enjoy this. These are all the little guys, these guys are so small they cant reach the ground on little fifties.

Umm ya

Same little fifties with a bunch of drunk, crazy adults riding them. The funny thing is, the one lady who is about 50 was the right size to ride her little bike. One lady was so fat, she broke hers.

I say SING IT

The crappy anthems being sung at the Aus vs Nam world cup game

Another tri

Mmm, this was about the 20th try scored, this is just before I hit the sand.

No Comment

Typical flipping australians

The score board

Does that say 57 - 0. Wait, but its only ten minutes into the GAME!!!!

The yellow canery

Well, this is after it was de feathered. This is what I have to work with. Doesnt quite jump the same as my bike.

The Beast

The closes anybody will ever come to having a rocket sitting between their legs. Still got some road kit on but still just as beast looking.

The slug.

I bought this to get to work sometimes when its hot as it doesnt use any petrol. Its ok but a bit sluggish.

Shit hole

As I said, I live in a shit hole. This is the arial you need to get snowy tv reception around here. Luckily I have a satilite dish.

Ryan Hunt, Im coming for you

Just for interest, this is the day after I got beating up becuase of that cunt. Ryan if you ever see this, just remember, I will come for you.

Im just so damn sexy

Only problem is, I hate photos so I battle to smile. That top cost me R500. Thats the way it goes.